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ReverendI'm the villain
  May 15, 2012 1:05 AM | Post #1
Goblin King




I'm the villain, gotta love me
Beady little eyes, I'm very cuddly
'Specially when I hit the paladin with a frying pan
*WHACK*

I'm the villain, gotta love me
First I whack you then you shove me
Flying 'cross the room, I like it!
Again!

Mama says it's too much sugar
Daddy is all perplexed
A-B-C-D-E-F,
Gee, you never know what I'm gonna do next!

Wanna see me cast a spell?
Watch me put her life in a danger
She lights up like a Christmas tree
(Fighter: "Don't try this at home!")
Whee!
I'm the villain and you gotta love meeeeeeee

Everybody!

I'm the villain, gotta love me
Beady little eyes, I'm very cuddly
Don't you think that every home should have one of me? (or three!)

I said, jump on the bed, hit the paladin on the head
Run around the house when they tell me not to
I take every chance to make a poop in my pants
But I'm the villain, and you got to

I'm the villain, gotta love me
Don't you wish there were more of me?
Fighter, wizard, cleric, rogue
I'm the greatest villain in prehistor'!
I'm the villain and you gotta love
I'm the villain and you gotta love
I'm the villain and you gotta love me

Gotta love me!



Don't blame me for what my minions have done. Blame yourself for being the target.


ÂmesangRe: I'm the villain
  May 15, 2012 3:36 PM | Post #2
has lost the game




Did you write this? It's clever; although it took me until the second stanza before I realized what it was parodying.



URNOTE


ReverendRe: I'm the villain
  May 16, 2012 12:54 AM | Post #3
Goblin King




Yeah, I wrote this parody.



Don't blame me for what my minions have done. Blame yourself for being the target.


ComeyoRe: I'm the villain
  May 20, 2012 6:32 AM | Post #4
Member




"Not the mama."




  


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